Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Businesses that will definitely do well in future…

Savvy investors can get in on this before the boom begins in these businesses…. I’m just gonna share two … there are many others too… maybe you could suggest some…..

Private Investigators:
With the way moral standards keep declining every day, I think that Private Investigators would rake in the moolah as more and more couples look for dirt on their partners…. Before/After/During the marriage… :) … after all, it’s definitely a good thing to know what you are getting into (rather, what your future spouse has been involved in) before you get married… then it’s understandable to want to monitor your investment (yes, you do invest time, energy, love and affection into a marriage… and money too!)… and of course, you’d like to keep tabs on someone you dislike (marriages/relationships will obviously disintegrate a whole lot more in future... coz' of the dissapearing morals) .... maybe you can screw up his/her present marriage? … I’m so mean, eh? … grr … LOL ;) …..

Of course Private Investigators could also profit from Boy Friends or Girl Friends keeping tabs on each other … maybe they could offer discount schemes to cover both partners? …. And then again, with more parents keeping tabs on children and children keeping tabs on parents and corporates keeping tabs on their consumers and employers keeping tabs on employees and employees keeping tabs on their immediate bosses and colleagues... and so on... the bottom line is that companies that offer the service of Private Investigators have a great future ... so do the companies that manufacture sleuthing equipment... so you better invest in them!

To cash in on this, you can take up a course and try and become a Private Investigator in time to cash in on the expected boom in business..

If you are a Venture Capitalist, gimme money to launch such a Company...

Another devious way these companies could make money is to randomly investigate someone and then use the results to blackmail him/her or their partner…. Although illegal in most countries, this approach is sure to help investigators tide over slack periods… ;) ... and if anyone threatens to sue? ... Investigate them and get dirt on them! Everyone has skeletons in the closet that they'd like to keep hidden... so you have an excellent business model in place!

Medical Services/Clinics:
Accompanying the decline in moral standards, come new life-threatening diseases. Clinics who undertake testing for these diseases will start raking in the moolah once it becomes standard practice for couples planning on getting married / getting into a serious relationship to produce a certificate that they are free from ‘lifestyle’ diseases discovered so far…

(I don’t mean to offend anyone who is afflicted of any such diseases, especially as it may not their fault…there are a thousand ways one may get a disease and then again there are a million ways to die… but the world will just not care…it’s too selfish and perverted to give you the benefit of the doubt) …

Similarly, specialty clinics who will make designer babies will also do very well … (babies who will have the IQ of Einstein, the beauty of Brad Pitt or Julia Roberts or both? :) … are already being designed in labs… and it will only get better (or worse?) as time goes by…

Similarly, I believe there is a new move of couples opting to store their "seed" for future sowing and harvesting... with rising hypocricy, this business should also do well .. (Don't ask me to elaborate 'rising hypocricy'...)

With rising vanity and increasing laziness, the 'miracle workers' who wield the blade and knock off the years/blubber will flourish....

The bottom line is that companies that offer these services have a great future ... so do the companies that manufacture the related equipment... so you better invest in them!

Hope u guys had some fun! .... Do suggest other businesses that you expect to definitely do well in future...

Ciao!

4 Comments:

Blogger tulipspeaks said...

:P :P

so, even anup capable of posting something hillarious..next to z000nie and at times, me..

let me think...how about my profession? i'm a dietician..don't ya think we'll do great in future..following the craze for slimmer body and so-called healthier food choice? hmm.. keeping my fingers crossed!

hugsss


=am000nie=

4:33 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

lol Amu ur so sweet...I think u have a great business future cos alot of women wanna eat heealthier these days..hehe...

Me not into business...just a 9-5 working woman :)

Keshi.

5:25 PM  
Blogger anup.777 said...

@Amu
I'm just as surprised ;) Guess I'm getting over her... that's good news! ... Yaah!

And your profession will definitely do excellently in future! .... more n' more people will want to have a slimmer body with the least possible work (read.. No Exercise)...

So, only option left is to keep a check on food... that's where u come in! ...

I guess you should also try and launch ur own range of "health n energy drinks" or "health n energy bars" or "health n energy supplements" ... just mash something palatable together and sell it! LOL ;) ... On second thoughts, that would only work in India... not over there... :)

@keshi
Hey 9-5 working woman... u can be one of the investors... or u can finance my future PI company :)

9:42 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

hehe Anup maybe I can..but I hope I wont screw things up lolll!

Keshi.

4:55 PM  

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